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My Brain is like the Bermuda Triangle – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 6, 2025 | Level 1 |

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in, but I can never find it later.

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/My-Brain-is-like-the-Bermuda-Triangle.mp3

 

 

Boy from the First Year of High School – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 3, 2025 | Level 1 |

There is a boy. He is in the first year of high school. He is going to the school ball. He wants to dance with an older girl at the ball. He asks her, but she only answers:
“I don’t want to dance with a child.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you are pregnant.”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Boy-From-the-first-year-of-high-school.mp3

Chinese vs Japanese – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 29, 2025 | Level 1 |

Why do Chinese eat more than Japanese?
Because there is more of them.

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Chinese_vs_Japanese.mp3

Man Wants to Live 100 Years – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 24, 2025 | Level 1 |

“Doctor, I want to live 100 years. What can I do?”
“Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Do you eat too much?”
“No.”
“Do you go to bed late?”
“No.”
“Have you got any lovers?”
“No.”
“So why do you want to live so long?”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Man_wants_to_live_100_years.mp3

Man in the Desert – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 21, 2025 | Level 1 |

A man is dying. He is very thirsty. He finds a well in the desert.
He screams, “Water! Water!”
And the well echoes back, “Where? Where?”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Man_in_the_Desert.mp3

Sleep-Talking Husband – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 16, 2025 | Level 1 |

“Doctor, my husband is talking in his sleep! All night! What can I do?”
“Let him speak during the day!”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sleep_talking_husband.mp3

An Old Man at the Doctor – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 14, 2025 | Level 1 |

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “I have your test results. I have bad news for you. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer’s.”
The old man says, “It is not so bad. I don’t have cancer!”

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/An-Old-Man-at-the-Doctor.mp3

Balanced Diet – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 9, 2025 | Level 1 |

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand!

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Balanced-Diet.mp3

Dogs Are Watching You! – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 7, 2025 | Level 1 |

Every Snack You Make, Every Meal You Bake, Every Bite You Take I’ll Be Watching You!

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Dogs-are-Watching-You.mp3

Love at First Sight – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 2, 2025 | Level 1 |

Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Love-at-First-Sight.mp3
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