A man rushes with his dog to the vet, but the doctor tells him the dog is dead. The man doesn’t believe it, so the vet goes to the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.” The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The dog sniffs the body and barks. “I’m sorry, but the Lab thinks your dog is dead, too.” The man finally accepts the diagnosis and asks the vet for the bill. “It’s 650 dollars.” “650 to tell me my dog is dead?” “Well, I would only have charged you $50 for my first diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test.”
Peter and John are walking their dogs when they see a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Peter says. “We can’t,” replies John and points at the “NO PETS ALLOWED!” sign. “Ah, the sign… Don’t worry about it!” Peter puts on his sunglasses and enters, but the doorman stops him. “Sorry, no pets allowed.” “Can’t you see?” says Peter, “I am blind! This is my guide dog.” “But this is a Dobermann – who uses a Dobermann as a guide dog?” “Oh, you haven’t heard? This is the latest type of guide dog! They do a very good job!” John sees that Peter’s plan is working. He puts on sunglasses too and tries to get into the restaurant with his Chihuahua. The doorman quickly stops him. “Don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of guide dog too!” “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua!?”
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