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The Carpenter’s Son – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 14, 2025 | Level 1 |

Jesus is in heaven. He goes for a walk. He walks along the walls. He hears a voice. It is coming from the other side. It is the voice of an old man.
“Hello? Hello?” says the man.
“Who is it?” asks Jesus.
“Just a poor, old carpenter. I’m looking for my son.”
“Joseph?”
“Pinocchio?”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/The-Carpenters-Son.mp3

People Ignore Me – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 11, 2025 | Level 1 |

A patient walks into a doctor’s office.
“Doctor, people ignore me.”
“Next!”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/People-Ignore-Me.mp3

Why are Women like Telephones? – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 6, 2025 | Level 1 |

Women are like telephones. You hold them, and they love it. You talk to them, and they love it.
But press the wrong button, and you are DISCONNECTED.

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Why-are-women-like-telephones.mp3

Fish and Guitar – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 3, 2025 | Level 1 |

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar. But you can’t tuna fish.

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Fish-and-Guitar.mp3

Kissing the Secretary – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 26, 2025 | Level 1 |

It is a beautiful morning. Dean comes early into his office… and sees Martin. Martin is kissing his secretary. Dean doesn’t like this. Martin is his employee!
He screams: “Martin, do I pay you for this?”
“No sir, I am doing this for free.”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Kissing-the-Secretary.mp3

Little Johnny and the Teacher – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 21, 2025 | Level 1 |

“Johnny, give me a sentence that starts with I.”
“I is…”
“No, Little Johnny. Always say I am.”
“All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Little-Johnny-and-the-Teacher.mp3

A Girl in a Pet Shop – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 18, 2025 | Level 1 |

A girl goes to a pet shop. She asks the sales assistant, “Do you have a wasp?”
The assistant says, “Sorry, little lady. We don’t have any wasps.”
“What? You’re lying! I can see a wasp in the window right now!”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/A-Girl-in-a-Pet-Shop.mp3

What Do Sailors Like? – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 13, 2025 | Level 1 |

“Sailors like it.”
“What is it?”
“Does it have breasts?”
“No.”
“So, it’s rum!”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/What_do_Sailors_Like.mp3

Miranda Likes to Sing – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 11, 2025 | Level 1 |

Miranda likes to sing. Every time she begins to sing, her husband goes outside.
Miranda is sad about this.
“Don’t you like my singing?” she asks her husband.
“Of course I do,” he replies.
“I just want to make sure that the neighbours know that I’m not beating you.”

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Miranda-like-to-sing.mp3

 

My Brain is like the Bermuda Triangle – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 6, 2025 | Level 1 |

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in, but I can never find it later.

 

https://www.jokesinlevels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/My-Brain-is-like-the-Bermuda-Triangle.mp3

 

 

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