It is a beautiful morning. Dean comes early into his office… and sees Martin. Martin is kissing his secretary. Dean doesn’t like this. Martin is his employee! He screams: “Martin, do I pay you for this?” “No sir, I am doing this for free.”
An old married couple was watching TV, and the husband had the remote. He was switching between a fishing channel and a porn channel. The wife soon became very annoyed. “For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”
Scientists have recently discovered that beer contains a little of female hormones. This was proved when 100 men were given 12 pints of beer. Scientists observed that a surprising percentage of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
A man in a pub tells his friends: “Before the wedding, I spoke and she listened. After the wedding, she spoke and I listened. Now, we both speak and the neighbours listen.”
“Mummy, you have such a nice dress. Where are you going in it?” “I’m going to the theatre to see Romeo and Juliet.” “But you’ve seen it 5 times!” “Yes, I know, but not in this dress.”